Stress Magnet

my sister just turned off the internet just so she can sleep and when i asked her to turn it back on she dares to call me selfish

oH MY GOD MY SISTER TRIED TO TAKE OFF MY HAT AND I ACCIDENTALLY DIGGED MY NAILES INTO HER ARM AND NOW SHES BLEEDING

found this in my valentines card

found this in my valentines card

im slowly turning into a sadie saxton

do you think math books in the future will be like ” Sarah called Kelly a slut. How many fucks was given? “

my hobbies include drawing naked miley cyrus on snapchat

my classmates call me chick norris

iggys-patootie:

The Olympics have officially become the rest of the world’s passive aggressive attacks towards all of the Anti-LGBTQ policies of Russia. And Germany’s sass cannot be contained. 

iggys-patootie:

The Olympics have officially become the rest of the world’s passive aggressive attacks towards all of the Anti-LGBTQ policies of Russia. 

And Germany’s sass cannot be contained. 

my mum just explained to me why black women have big butts

thEY WERE CARRYING THEIR FUCKING CHILDREN ON THEIR FUCKING ASSES WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS

my family does not appreciate the fact that they have an abnormally funny child